I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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