Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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