Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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