Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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