she said she was living bicuriously through me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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