did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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