We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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