GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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