I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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