My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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