Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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