don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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