He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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