brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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