So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Randomize
