it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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