remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.