Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives