And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important