The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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