Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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