I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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