I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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