just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So vagazzling was a success
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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