If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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