Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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