K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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