that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
