she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I enjoy the company of your penis
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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