first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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