People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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