k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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