I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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