You can't special order awesome
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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