so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish you could order shots online.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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