I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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