You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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