I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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