do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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