question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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