Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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