he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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