Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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