My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why can't burritos get me drunk
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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