yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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