I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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