Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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