he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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