She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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