I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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