exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
