is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
