I wish I only lived at night.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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