Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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