I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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